The Black Knight.
By P.B. Phillips
‘Paging Paige Page’
‘Paging Paige Page, the Black Knight’s new page.’
Paige Page the new page, was in a temper.
The Black Knight’s sight was far from right. His left eye had distemper.
‘Please Paige Page, page the paging page, to confirm you heard the page for Paige Page, thank you, the Paging Page.’
Paige Page paged the paging page that the page was in fact not for Paige Page, but should have been a page, for the ‘page of the age’ who was in a terrible rage. The page of the age, in a terrible rage was called Madge Mage.
Madge Mage, the page of the age, was deep in a rage that the paging page, had paged Paige Page not she, Madge Mage.
The Black Knight was all of a fright, as his left eye was not right, his right eye was all that was left. Bereft of his left and sight only in his right the Black Knight had a bad night with his reduced sight.
The paging page who had paged Paige Page who in turn informed the paging page that Paige Page should not have been paged, but instead the paging page should have paged 'the page of the age', Madge Mage, to come to aid the Black Knight in his sight plight, on that dreadful night.
The Black Knight who's sight all night was not right, was in a terrible fright, high that night, was his temper.
The left eye wasn’t right and now his right eye was not right, oh that dreadful night.
The right eye that was all that was left, was no longer right, it also had distemper. The Black Knight’s night was awash with temper at the distemper, he could no longer aim to be, a Knights Templar.
No Knights Templar had a left eye that wasn’t right or a right eye that was left with distemper, oh had this put him in a temper, it was a rage exemplar.
So, if you become the paging page to the Black Knight, who’s night is full of fright at his sight. Where the left eye was not right and his right eye was all that was left, is not right, which left him with in a temper that he could no longer be a Knights Templar, should consider to page Madge Mage not page Paige Page, and get the page of the age, not the new page and avoid the joint rage, over eye distemper and the missed opportunity for the Black Knight’s right to be left with the chance to be a Knights Templar and not display a rage, so exemplar.